women's and man's dictionary

Dictionary

WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

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MEN’S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

after some swearing and "cursing" from other cock members, i decided to put my big name on it..

kt - why boys cannot scare galz? why is there always the gals who are scare of boys?
qinjia - if this entry is a rubbish, then i asume that when u are saying u are hungry = you are not..so next time, when we are going to eat together after finish playing ball, i will persuade some of them to drag some time before going to eat as u are not hungry yet..^^
tc - just wanna share some of the jokes(if this is consider a joke) from the "joke of the day" below the chatbox.[suggest to remove the box cuz some of the members are saying this is rubbish]
kw - i have a totally same opinion with u! >.<

-MJ-

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